Is there a warning on Dryel stating "Please hang clothing that has been cleaned with Dryel in an open, well-ventilated space for approximately 3 weeks, lest you be overcome by the miasma of chemical fumes when you try to put that cool silk shirt on when you're running late for work"? If there isn't, there should be. Granted, there may well be, but I'm too lazy to schlep down to the basement to check it out.

See, with the advent of Dryel and its ilk, I'd gotten cocky -- I started buying dry-clean-only stuff again, because I figured "Hah! I can clean these in my very own dryer, and need not worry about delicate fabrics or shrinkage! Fie on you, clothes-cleaning powers-that-be!" Thus have I found my hubris punished by the gods of fabric care. Alas.