Right. So here's the deal. Wendy came upstairs, got me to more or less explain what I want to do, cried in horror at the table structure and CSS in the template I chose to tweak (yes, I know there's a script error, and that's one of the things I'm trying to get fixed), and suggested I start from scratch. She'll help me futz with the code as necessary. This is going to take a little while, but should be fun. A brand new blog is on its way...

Oh, and Jeremy, here are the archives you asked for. Lucky you.