Hey, people I don't even know are sending me insults for AT&T Broadband! How cool is that? This is from The Bar Code King, who I discovered actually links to me! Whoo-hoo!

I'm kind of partial to "vile feculent weasels" myself...

Thank you, that one's particularly nice.

The Bar Code King comes to my via Mary, who also sent me a list of choice epithets from AT&T Broadband:

Insults a la South Park: The Movie

donkey raping shit eater
big floppy donkey dick
weak stupid cumbucket
dick butt fuck face
pig fucker
shit faced cock master
cock sucking ass licking uncle fucker
boner biting bastard
ass spelunker

Well then. That's.... thorough. Thank you for your input.

I would have gotten these insults from South Park: The Movie myself, but I made the mistake of seeing it at Brew and View, which is a great venue for movies you've either seen before or don't care about hearing, as it's very much a participatory experience. I love it, but I couldn't hear half the movie. So, oh well. I must rent it one of these days.