This is now, officially, ridiculous. Someone -- probably the same someone or someones from Friday -- went down the side alley of our house, turned off all our gas, climbed in the basement window and disconnected and stole the gas fireplace from the basement. The gas fireplace. Jesus. I almost think it's funny, except that it's happening to me.

And they still left the refrigerator on the back porch. What the fuck.

So, Aaron the ex-tenant graciously came over and put in a burglar bar on the windows so they can't be opened from the outside. Hopefully this will work.

I'm now researching alarm companies. Any suggestions?