Hey, I got an e-mail that Newton linked to me from the Portadown News site. Very cool. If you're just joining us, no, this isn't a political satire site. Sorry. But I have been known to be funny, honest! I'm preparing a "Welcome, PDN refugees" page, but until then, you can check out these greatest hits:

Feminine grooming rituals, or "Ow! What the hell are you doing to my public hair?" Scroll a little further down to see my frustration with AT&T Broadband reach fruition.

The perils of the word "should" (about halfway down the page)

Marmite, or still more evidence that Brits are insane

Patron saints (about halfway down the page)

We get robbed. A lot.

Anyway, hello to any PDN folks who are reading.