Andy got robbed. That sucks.

He left a message on my machine giving me permission to mock him for living in the hotbed-of-crime swanky neighborhood he's in, rather than a nice, safe, crack-riddled 'hood like mine. I wouldn't do such a thing, because I know how much it sucks to get robbed, and how paranoid it makes you.

Sorry, dude. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.