More Oscar speed ratings (I forgot some stuff):

Cameron Diaz in a bathrobe and scrunchie: F
The wacky, up-tempo song of the year contenders: C-
The fact that nothing from Moulin Rouge was eligible for best song: F
Faith Hill's "I can sing a rainbow" dress: D
A running time that far exceeded Lord of the Rings: F
No shots of Orlando Bloom (Legolas), my new husband, because he and the actors who played Merry and Pippin WEREN'T GIVEN FRICKING TICKETS: F-
Helen Hunt's bottle tan and bedhead shag: D (I know some people liked it, but I thought she looked awful)

Also, check this out: Ernie of Little Yellow Different has come up with the quintessential graduation song. Brilliant, I say! Brilliant!