[Ring]
Me: Hello, this is Sarah
Angie: Your hair looks great.
Me: [Laughing]
Angie: It does!
Me: You can't see it.
Angie: My spies are everywhere.

IM conversation, two minutes later:
SDCrawford: you all alone in the office with a hip new do and nobody to comment! so sad.
sjerslix: Heh. Actually, my friend Angie just called to tell me my hair looks great.
sjerslix: She's in Evanston
sjerslix: She can't see it.
SDCrawford: hee
sjerslix: it made me happy
SDCrawford: you got all fancy just to come see us
sjerslix: Can you think of a better reason? (besides the two inches of root showing)
SDCrawford: I have 8 inches of root showing!

Simultaneous IM:
marydellisanti: Your hair looks great today. Did you get it done?
sjerslix: Hah! You're the third person who hasn't seen me who has commented on it!
sjerslix: I have to do this more often
marydellisanti: Just trying to shore up your self-esteem in the face of those co-workers who are too ignorant to comment.
sjerslix: Thank you. I appreciate it. I wish you were here, even though you're glad you're not
marydellisanti: Yes, I'm glad I'm not although I'm very sorry I can't see your hair.

Hee. My friends are so cool.