sjerslix: Hey, I might get an amazon package at the office. If it comes through, can you e-mail me of give me a call?
Singley: indeed
Singley: oh, wait, was it the porn mags? they came last week.
Singley: didn't know you were into those sorts of things
sjerslix: heh. I assume they're, um, used by now.
Singley: hehe
sjerslix: I was actually looking for a job, thank you.
sjerslix: Porn needs proofing too
Singley: Sarah Jersild: Making Porn Pithy.

Don't worry mom. I'm not really looking for a job in porn. But wouldn't that be a fabulous tagline on a business card?