Conversation from brunch this morning:

Me: I'm sorry I almost killed you, Brian.
Brian: It wasn't you, it's just the cat. And I'm glad I could come. By the way, have I told you how good your hair looks?
[Brian gets distracted]
Christine: Bug [my cat, who made Brian's airways shut down] was being very cute last night.
Angie: Yeah, she was.
[Brian tunes back in]
Lotti: She was so cute. She was all stretched out on the bed....
Christine: Yeah, and she let me rub her belly and everything.
Brian: Um... we're not still talking about Sarah, are we?
Jordan: You missed a hell of a party after you left.