Rob's version of my security conversation:

Were the Tribune guys in Imperial Stormtrooper uniforms?

S: (makes Obi Wan Kenobi hand-waving gesture) "I'm here to see the head
of security."
1: "You're here to see the head of security."
S: "You don't need to call anyone."
1: "I don't need to call anyone."
S: "I can go right up."
1: "Go ahead. You can go right up."
2: "Hey, she didn't sign in! What's go---"
S: "It's OK. You got the memo."
1: "It's OK. We got the memo."
2: "Oh, right. It's OK. We got that memo. You can go right up."

Hee. I wish.