Random pissiness for the day:

1. One of the few problems with working from home is that you're actually around when the telemarketers call. Stupid telemarketers.

2. Explain to me how my Amazon order with supersaver shipping and my Amazon order with super-fast overnight delivery showed up on the same day. Harumph. Also: For the love of god, Airborne Express, if you're delivering a box to someone in this neighborhood, ring the frickin' bell. I would hate to think of someone making off with my Economist Style Guide. (Actually, Angie had a Fed-Ex from the Gap stolen off her front porch out in Evanston -- she was annoyed, but also amused at the thought of some larcenous kid opening the box expecting cool clothes only to find maternity pants.)