File under "Yet another sign of the impending apocalypse":

"A coalition of religious and environmental groups is launching a "What Would Jesus Drive?" campaign Wednesday, hoping to get people to switch to more fuel-efficient cars."

Um, ok. I'm no theologian, but I get the impression Jesus would take public transport and walk. Maybe ride a bike.

I am, however, having horrible visions of commercials featuring Jesus in a hybrid car, or riding one of those Segway scooters.