My holy mission in life may very well be to teach business types that there is no shame in writing a simple declarative sentence. On the contrary, it's a fine and beautiful thing. And yes, I'm more than willing to use electroshock avoidance therapy to get my point across.

Who decided "learnings" was a word, much less a noun? Because if I ever meet that person, I will repeatedly kick him/her/it in the head.

As far as I can tell, saying someone learned a lesson isn't exciting enough. No, Important Business People share learnings with each other.

Learnings! What the fuck.