No, I didn't get the place adequately cleaned. I don't know why I pretend -- my parents know I'm a slob, I know they know I'm a slob, and yet I like to pretend I'm perfect.

Lies. All lies.

But enough of my dysfunction. I am now the proud owner of a newly installed spice rack and pot rack in my kitchen. It looks gooooooood.

Damn, I wish I had a digital camera.