Now that Firefly is off the air (whimper, sob, weep, moan), I'm recapping Charmed. Thanks a hell of a lot, people.

My other show, of course, is that bastion of subtlety and taste that is Fastlane. Next week: A sensitive portrayal of a same-sex relationship (read: hot, hot girl-on-girl action!) Ah, Fox -- gotta love it.