So is it a bad thing when I can barely keep my contempt for a show out of the recaps I do? It's tough sometimes. Usually I confine the bile to quizzes, which my editors can decline to run.

God, I wish I was doing this for TWOP. Bile is welcomed there.

This does not, of course, mean that I will turn down this job. They're still paying me to watch TV. I mean, come on -- that's gotta be some kind of nirvana situation, even if it does involve FOX.