10/09/2004

The Day Full Of Reviews, Post Four:

And finally, the review that Kat has been bugging me for: Finishing the Picture at the Goodman.

It's an interesting play to get into, especially when you know the main players behind the idea of it. It's written by Arthur Miller, and it's about a film shoot in Reno in 1960 that has ground to a halt because the star, a woman the whole world adores and envies, is too fucked up and fragile to go to work.

If you know anything about Arthur Miller of film history or movie stars, you know where this came from: It's The Misfits, which Miller wrote for then-wife Marilyn Monroe. Miller and Monroe divorced during or shortly after the movie. This was Monroe's last full movie -- she died a year later. It was also Clark Gable's last film, and a lot of people say the stress of dealing with Monroe killed him.

So here's a guy who had a starring role in the life of one of the most tragic celebrities of all time, and who is writing about the moment it all went to hell. That's a lot to live up to.

And if you go in thinking "This is a play that, once and for all, explains what happened to Marilyn Monroe, that reveals the person she was, that makes it all make sense," you're going to be disappointed. The Marilyn character, Kitty, doesn't have any lines we can hear. What the audience sees are the various people orbiting around Kitty/Marilyn -- the director, the cameraman, the industrialist/producer, her assistant, her husband and the scriptwriter, and her acting coaches. Each of them has something they want or need or get from Kitty, and none of them agree on what she really is and what she really needs. She's as much a mystery at the end of the play as she is at the beginning.

Once you get past that -- and I'll admit, it's hard to get past -- it's Marilyn Monroe! And Arthur Miller! And The Misfits! There's so much I want to know.... -- you can start sinking into the play as it is. And it's worth sinking into.

The cast is amazing -- Scott Glenn, Stacy Keach, Linda Lavin, Matthew Modine, Frances Fisher, and more -- and they live up to the hype. Heather Prete, who plays Kitty, has a pretty thankless part from he audience's point of view -- she stumbles on stage naked and spends the entire play naked, disoriented and wordless. Apparently she really gives a lot to the actors working with her, but from my point of view, I just couldn't help but think "Oh you poor thing, you're on stage with all these amazing actors and you don't get to say anything! Is this something you want your grandma to come see?"

Parts of the play are really funny -- a straight-talking cameraman dismissing art and saying the key to a good movie is the ass on the leading lady, the flighty, egocentric and just plain ridiculous behavior of the acting coaches -- and parts are incredibly sad -- this woman is falling apart, and no one, no matter how much they care, can help her. The good ones realize they can't help her and feel awful for it. The others see her as a means to an end, which is not trivial -- there are hundreds of people working on the film whose paycheck depends on her getting her act together. The cameraman is probably the chief exponent for this view, and you can tell he genuinely cares about Kitty, but he has no clue how to deal with someone who's this fucked up, and no patience with what he sees as her manipulations. Maybe if someone like him had gotten ahold of her early, it would have helped. But by that time, it's too late.

And she just crumbles.

Miller says doesn't want this to be about Monroe -- he asked that the actress who plays Kitty dye her hair (all of it, and yes we see all of it) brown so she's look less like Monroe. I got the sense he wanted to look at what celebrity does to those around it, what it's like to be held hostage by someone's talent and demons. But at the same time, the first several minutes felt like an apology and a rationalization from him -- Marilyn was so damaged that no one could have saved her, and there was nothing I could do, so it's not my fault. I don't know how much of that sense is because that's what I was still expecting the play to be about. I'd like to see it again to see how it feels the next time.

Also, for all his "no, it's not about Marilyn!" bluster, I couldn't help but feel he was settling scores with his depiction of the Jerome and Flora Fassinger, the acting coaches, who were frauds and users and insane and most concerned with how they would look coming out of this. "I'm not responsible for her!" Jerome keeps saying, as if that's the biggest concern. Not "She needs help" or "I want to support her or heal her or just help her through this," but "You can't blame this on me if she crashes and burns!" He very much wanted to take the credit if Kitty succeeded, but be absolved of all responsibility if she fell apart.

All of the other characters seemed pretty balanced, but Jerome and Flora Fassinger don't really seem to have any redeeming qualities. I get the sense Miller had no use for Lee Strasberg, and he thinks Strasberg did Monroe actual harm. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but that's the sense I got.

The production itself does a really interesting thing by incorporating film into the play, both as interstitials that look like rough-cuts of the picture they're finishing, and in the last act, where various concerned parties are hovering over Kitty in bed and trying to see if she can or will work. The faces loom over kitty on the bed and go in and out of focus, as if she's having trouble focusing -- or as if she feels like things are only real when they're on the screen. I dunno. It's an interesting technique, and I think it really works for the story.

Anyway. Good show. Go see it. Lots to think about. But don't expect to learn the real story behind Miller and Monroe and the Misfits -- it's not there.
The Day Full Of Reviews, Post Three:

While Shannon was in town, I introduced her to the joy that is Girls' Night at the movies. Our move of choice: Shaun of the Dead.

So here's the thing about me and Zombie movies: I don't like them. They freak me out. Something about seeing dead-eyed shuffling freaks feasting on human flesh just gives me the willies. Strange, I know. When LLCoolP showed the 1978 Dawn of the Dead at her horror movie party, I had to hide in the kitchen, block up my ears and hum so I didn't hear the munching sounds. I didn't see 28 Days Later, I didn't see the new Dawn of the Dead, I didn't even see Resident Evil. And I'm just fine with that.

But... A romantic comedy with zombies? How could I resist?

And Shaun is a really funny movie, at first mostly from how completely oblivious our "heroes" are. The news is all over the TV, our hungover hero stumbles past blood and gore, and he doesn't even notice anything's amiss. That's partly due to how zombified everyone going to work seems anyway. Funny stuff. It gets funnier when characters are allowed to follow their instincts -- the actress wannabe, the useless wanker -- in the midst of devastation.

It's also a pretty gross movie, with feasting on corpses and severed limbs and blood and gore and ick and tell me when it's over. If that's your sort of thing, more power to you. Hell, there may not be enough ick inthemovie to keep you satisfied, but if so, you're a scary freak and I don'[t want to be at dinner with you. Bleh.

The only parts where the movie fell flat, I thought, were when they tried to overlay family sentiment on the brain-eating zombie hijinks. Family reconciliation? Yeah, whatever. Touching moment between stepfather and and stepson? Who cares? Torrid love triangle? Get on with the brain munching!

But it's a good flick, (it you can stomach the gore) if only for one of the most perfectly perfect, perfectly awful, perfectly funny and perfectly wrong closing scenes and music selections. I can't believe they went there.
The Day Full Of Reviews, Post Two:

Attention, visiting rock stars, titans of industry, leaders of rich nations, or excessively wealthy individuals: I have discovered where you should stay when you visit the Fair City of Chicago.

First, some background: My friend Shannon, who I've known since we were 15, has a spiffy job that involves planning a major conference for a DC-based association. There are plenty of things that suck about her job, I'm sure, but I keep being seduced by the one bright and shiny upside -- namely, that hotels and entire cities want to impress her enough to schedule her conference there. This means girlfriend gets some perks.

She's been given playoff tickets in Dallas. Theater tickets in Toronto. She has more hotel swag than Leona Helmsley. And she gets some really, really great rooms.

She's in Chicago for a meeting, and the Hyatt Regency on Wacker decided to show off the good stuff. They put her in the Monarch Suite.

Now, Shannon is used to being treated well at hotels. Like I said, they suck up to her something fierce, which is as it should be. (I, on the other hand, feel like I'm staying someplace unbearably swanky when they have a bathrobe in the room.) Even she was blown away by this place.
Shannon: You have to come up to this suite -- there's a Baby Grand in the foyer!
Me: Wait -- there's a foyer?
Yes, there is a foyer, which drips marble. There is a Baby Grand, which is kept in tune (yes, we checked.) There is a wet bar, with a hidden "servant's entrance" so the help can get in discreetly. There is a pool table. There is a free-standing fireplace open on two sides. There is a master bath that is bigger than my entire apartment in Hong Kong, with a jacuzzi and separate shower with six showerheads, which can be used as a steam room. There are full-size Portico bath and body lotions and potions (which I pinched.) (No, Shannon won't get in trouble -- I met the hotel pimp, and announced I would be stealing them. He was fine with that.) There are two plush bathrobes (which Shannon would not let me steal. Curses!) There is a plasma TV and sophisticated sound system (ditto). There are high, high ceilings -- Dawn held a pool cue over her head, and still couldn't touch the ceiling. The furniture probably costs more than my entire house.

According to the hotel, one can entertain up to 150 guests in the suite. I believe it -- it's bigger than my apartment. And a hell of a lot nicer.

Plus, the hotel pimps gave Shannon wine and chocolate-covered strawberries, which Dawn and I graciously helped her consume. All while saying "Holy shit! HOLY SHIT!" at the top of our lungs as we saw the newest bit of luxury, while Shannon said "I know! I KNOW!"

I am in the wrong line of work. I'm lucky when I get free pens.

Dawn, Shannon and I played an exceedingly incompetent game of pool, turned on the fireplace, looked at the view, perched on the furniture, and laughed at the CDs that were provided in the suite: The Backstreet Boys (???) and Elton John. Maybe they'd both stayed in said suite,a and left CDs for future guests? Who knows.

Which reminds me -- when a five-member band comes to town, does each one get a monster suite? What if there are only four monster suites in a single hotel -- do they spread them out to different hotels? Or do they get less spectacular but still swanky rooms? Things to ponder.

Alas, Shannon was only staying the suite for one night. After that, she got moved to the hotel that was actually hosting her meeting, which I'm sure supplied her with a perfectly adequate but, in comparison, resoundingly unspectacular room.

And Shannon -- next time you go on a junket where hotels and/or entire cities are trying to bribe you, and your husband can't go, sign me up. I've got a flexible schedule, and I'm more than happy to help you, um, "evaluate the different options in a specific venue." (i.e., exploit the hell out of whoever is exploitable. And next time, I want a bathrobe!)
The Day Full Of Reviews, Post One:

A new coffee shop opened up in my neighborhood -- Humboldt Pie. There is much rejoicing.

Big-old-honkin'-HUZZAH!: Free wireless internet! This can be my new office when I need to get out of the house!

Pros: A quick staggering distance from my couch. Good-looking place with comfy leather sofas; high, airy, pressed-tin ceilings; plenty of tables and chairs in the back for seating; good selection of coffee (not that I care, as I don't drink coffee), tea and even (be still my heart) fizzy water; good raspberry bars (that's all I tried this time) and good-looking muffins and cookies; decent-looking selection of sandwiches; they let dogs in while owners are getting their coffee; nice mix of music, although it skews toward the kitschy -- while I was there, I heard the Nirvana/Destiny's Child mashup, some Donovan, what I think was Jan and Dean, a modern version of the banana Splits song, and a non-Mary-Poppins-but-still-60s-whitebread-sounding Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious.

Cons: It's only open til 7 p.m. Whaaaaa! Come on, guys, you're right across from the California Clipper -- you could probably get plenty of hipster-types coming in for sandwiches before drinking at the Clipper. Also, for those of us who start to function til noon, 7 p.m. is mid-afternoon.

Overall: Great new place for the neighborhood. Come support it. You'll probably see me there at random intervals.

Note: This in no way means I'm abandoning the Flying Saucer, the other great hipster diner place nearby. The Saucer is the only place to go for a substantial breakfast, and their lunch and dinners kick ass (and are more filling than a simple sandwich.) But it's always good to have a choice of dining establishments. I wouldn't be surprised if, like today, I end up going to the Saucer for breakfast and then go to Humboldt Pie for a drink and dessert -- and space to work.

10/08/2004

I only caught parts of the debate tonight -- I forgot about it until I was in the gym, so I only saw bits of it.

A couple of basic reactions:

I want the moderators and the "town meeting" participants to be issued a taser or cattle prod for use whenever a candidate doesn't answer the question posed to him. "What are three mistakes you think you've made?" "We are at war -- ow!" I'm sure Kerry did the same thing, but Bush's is the one that I caught while I was running or lifting or getting dinner.

"It's not that simple." "It IS that simple." No, no, it's really NOT that simple. Very few things are. And you do us a diservice by pretending they are.

I'll be sure to actually watch the whole debate next time. Whoo-hoo! An excuse not to go to the gym on Wednesday night!
Jane is apparently trying to kill me:
jlowers79: you owe me a story, bitch!
sjerslix: Whuh? The one you said was due the beginning of December?
jlowers79: oh, right.
sjerslix: CHRIST don't scare me like that
jlowers79: damn. yeah, yours isn't due til then
jlowers79: damn. sorry
sjerslix: You almost gave me a heart attack
jlowers79: it's a two-parter and I thought your story was due for the first one.
jlowers79: never mind
sjerslix: I've just gotten a lot of PR people saying how much they love me for contacting them two months early. Don't make me look like an ass to them...
jlowers79: hee
sjerslix: All right, I'm breathing again.....
jlowers79: look, cardio workout
sjerslix): How nice for me
Editors, I realize you have to have your fun. But we writers are delicate creatures, and encounters such as these are just going to make us even more neurotic. Granted, it's amusing to watch us freak. And I suppose it would be an interesting exercise to pull something like this to see which of us start reflexively making excuses ("You didn't get it? But I e-mailed it to you!" "Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, my mom was really sick so I was out of town for a while. I thought I told you....") and which protest. But I cannot encourage such social experiments.

10/07/2004

Sarah of Jane-and-Sarah forwarded this link to me. Take the poll.

10/06/2004

Now here's something to make my little geek heart go pitter-pat: The new Encyclopedia of Chicago, a compendium of all things Chicago. It's so cool. And yes, I know that identifying a reference book as so cool singles me out for ridicule, but I don't care! It's a reference book! On Chicago! It's got stuff about corrupt politicians and place names and history and scandal and so much more! That's so cool.

So, um, if anyone is wondering what to get me for my birthday (which, I'll grant you, was months ago) or Christmas or just because you think I'm swell, here it is.

Ooooohy, referency goodness. Drool.

10/05/2004

Oh yeah, the debates:

I TiVo'd the first debate, as I had theater tickets. That meant I had to avoid reading any of the coverage/commentary before I watched it, as I really don't like other people telling me what to think about something I can see with my own eyes. This means my own commentary is late and pointless. Suffice it to say, I think Kerry did well, and I don't really care about Bush's presentation issues as much as I did the impression that he couldn't think on his feet -- he had the same answers, same phrases, that he kept hammering over and over again. Enough, already!

The VP debate tonight: It felt like Edwards did the same thing that Bush did. He annoyed me by ignoring the questions from the moderator and talking about what he wanted to cover. "Is there a problem with being a 'flip-flopper'" -- a valid question, that deserved a thoughtful answer -- was greeted with a litany of Bush/Cheney flip-flops rather than a simple "there's nothing wrong with changing your position when the current position isn't working or when you get new information that should prompt you to re-evaluate your position. Consistency is no virtue when you're consistently wrong." Or something like that. But for some reason, it felt like Edwards wanted to pander rather than answer thoughtfully -- while I thought Kerry did a good job at thoughtful answers last week. I don't know how much of that is a style issue.

Cheney, on the other hand, impressed me by being secure enough to let his answers stand. I still think Cheney is corrupt, and I still don't agree with his positions, and I still won't vote for the man, but I will concede that he's a good debater.

Here endeth the political post.
Wacky weekend. Angie's parents were in town for Alex's second birthday, so I went over and hung out with them on Friday night. As always, it was lovely hanging out with Colleen and Tom (not to mention Angie and Alex). Afterwards, I tried to do the be social thing with people I haven't met, but I am just not someone who can strike up conversations with strangers in a bar, even if I do vaguely know them from their blog. Sorry, Tankboy, if you felt like you were being stalked. I wimped out on actually talking. Doh.

Saturday was ToddlerPalooza, with multiple toddlers celebrating Alex's birthday. Also several adults. Strangely, the adults didn't strike quite as much fear in me as the multiple toddlers. They're a scary bunch. All that chaos, and running, and making noise, and toddling, and and and ok, I need to go rock back and forth in a dark room for a while. I love my friends, I love my friends' kids, and I'm more than happy to babysit any of your kids, on an individual basis. The sight of more than three children in any given setting together makes my blood run cold.

On my way home, I stopped at Trader Joes, where I was seduced by their selection of stinky cheese. This turned out to be a mistake.

Sunday was a sedate and enjoyable tea at the Peninsula in honor of Colleen's birthday, then Monday was the big-ass celebration at Davenports for open-mike night. There was much singing and carrying on and having a great time and scaring the staff. Colleen was predictably fabulous. Me and Angie also got up and sang.

I drank multiple Cosmos, because hey, it was a party and hey, I was making a fool out of myself. Tragically, Monday is one of my heavy work days, so I have to finish patents and trademarks when I got home. Now, when I drink, there's a period of extreme sleepiness and then a period of extreme wakefulness. There's also a period of impaired judgment. I powered through the extreme sleepiness to finish my cutting-and-pasting (leaving the editing bit for when judgment was no longer impaired) but decided I was hungry before the impaired judgment wore off. Thus, my dinner that evening was stinky cheese and caramel corn after several cosmos. This is not something I recommend.

Today was all about soup and soda crackers. Go figure.

Note to self: I'm an adult now. Start acting like one.

Note to self, part two: If you anticipate drinking and eating stupidly, get ginger ale the day before. For some reason, it's impossible to find in my neighborhood. Alas.
A conversation with my parents, only slightly exaggerated:

Mom: I'm making Andres [Ed's note: otherwise known as The World's Most Adorable Nephew] a dragon costume for Halloween. Do you have any suggestions?
Dad: [warningly] Janie....
Me: It depends on what kind of dragon he is! Do you want him to be from the western tradition or the Asian tradition? I mean, he could be a wyvern or a river dragon, or ooh! like Fafnir!
[Stunned silence]
Me: Does he have little wings? He won't be a dragon unless he has wings...
Mom: [slightly desperately] No, he doesn't have wings.
Me: Well then he's not a dragon. He's a dinosaur.
Mom: OK, he's a dinosaur then.
Me: Well there I can't help you. I don't know anything about dinosaurs.
Mom: Oh. Um, too bad.
And dad laughs.
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