Do you celebrate birthdays? Drink milkshakes? Then you must vote in these polls (on the left-hand side of the page -- no, I don't know why it's designed that way.) Wendy told me about it -- apparently her sister and said sister's husband are arguing about the proper procedures for birthdays and milkshakes, and one of them is clearly deluded.

I, of course, and uniquely qualified to answer these poll questions, as I just celebrated a birthday with milkshakes. (That, and I'm always right.)