The medical conference is over, so no more necrotic flesh for me. The highlight of today's session was seeing a ruptured pancreas and bowels and intestines that swelled up to the point where the doctors couldn't close the abdomen.

Fun, huh?

Now to more pleasant things. Prompted by Jane, I took the Pizza Sign quiz, and came up with the following:

Chicago Classic
You're tried and true, dude. You are a true original and a born leader. You can make it on your own because you have all the tools you need -- innovation, enthusiasm and ambition. You are compatible with these Pizzanalities: Prima Pepperoni and BBQ Chicken.

While I'm happy with my Pizza Sign, I have to protest about the compatibilities -- BBQ Chicken pizza? I'm sorry, chicken doesn't belong on pizza.

They also neglected the most important part: Pizza should be cut like a frickin' pie, not in these little crappy squares so, half the pieces are adrift without crust to hold onto. What the hell is wrong with people here? It's maddening.

Most pizza trivia: The Pizza Hut in Hong Kong served some of the most horrific-looking pizza in the world -- toppings included entire fish, eyes and all, and it went downhill from there. Plus, they had a weird obsession with corn.

But at least they knew how to cut the pizza like a goddamn pie.