Note to previous commenters (Jeremy) -- I am considering drawing up a will just so I can write you all out of it. Can't a girl take a break from blogging without her alleged friends dividing up her stuff? No books for you, Noz.

In other news, my life lately has been like this:

... but substitute a bowling ball of a cat with her head in a cone for the squat little troll, and replace the diaphanous gown with Kermit-the-frog pajamas. I took the cone off today, so hopefully (1) we'll both get more sleep, and (2) she's stopped chewing on her leg, so I don't have to go to the vet and continue the conehead misery for both of us.

Edit:

subversified: although it does make one wonder about your state of depression.....
sjerslix: Heh. No, just the cat literally sitting on my chest
sjerslix: while I try to sleep
sjerslix: Looming over me with that damn cone
subversified: well, you say your _life_ has been like that. not your sleep.

It's my sleep. Not my depression. I was trying to be funny.