I am woman, hear me podcast -- well, hear me participate in a CWSource podcast about Gossip Girl. Yes, now I can actually listen to the sound of my own voice! Ah, the navel -- let me gaze upon it.

In other news, the kids I tutor were appalled to realize that I am, in fact, an adult. They asked me what I got for Christmas, and I told them: Window blinds. They were horrified for me -- worse than socks! -- and even more horrified when i revealed that no, I asked for blinds. This is what I wanted. I'm sure my street cred is shot.